Eureka! I have found it! I finally discovered who I am last night. I am a prairie dog. Yes, a prairie dog. I even have proof of this. Last night Andy and I were reading a book he has on prairie dogs, and it reads,
"As winter approaches Prairie Dogs concentrate on getting fat. In cold weather, they slow down and spend most of their time in their burrows. But they do not go into a deep sleep. When the winter weather is fine, Prairie Dogs pop out for a look around and a quick snack on whatever food they can find."
Yep, that's me. I have finally found my true identity. Now, where did I put those nachos....?